Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest
but we fucked that up and my house is so loud. I’m resting like The Lord told me to ya assholes. Enjoy hell.
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Protesters #OccupyGezi to save Istanbul park
Wishing them luck and safety and that they win…
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Re-blog if you can’t wait to watch the summer premiere of Baby Daddy tonight at 8:30/7:30c on ABC Family!
IS THIS NOT A COMPLETE RIP OFF OF A LITTLE MOVIE WE LIKE TO CALL ” 3 Men and a Baby”?!?!?!?!
The problem with living with two psychopaths
isn’t the nonsense fighting over duct tape or someone’s unreal obsession with The Big Bang Theory. No. It’s the fact that come July 1st, if I still live in this bedlam, I will be paying $400 a month to live in Harry Potter’s closet…so I can save money to move out…this makes great sense guys.
Hey. Fuck you. I hate living here.
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Planning for a wedding with no date for me looks like
an insane person sitting up in bed obsessed with finding the perfect songs to walk up and down the aisle to BECAUSE THAT’S ALL I CAN CONTROL IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW AND I REALLY NEED TO FEEL AS IF THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
Purpose….where are you?
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Kiki Smith - Lilith, 1994 - Bronze, silicon, and glass.
“In medieval Jewish lore, Lilith was Adam’s first wife. When she demanded to be Adam’s equal, she was evicted from the Garden of Eden. Lilith flew away to the demon world, replaced by the more submissive Eve. Smith catches us off guard with Lilith’s pose and placement. Most sculptures receive our gaze passively, but Lilith stares back with piercing brown eyes, ready to pounce.”
Ahem MD
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Overheard this right now at a work mtg.:
Idiot: I recently read a section of this article someone posted on tumblr about how gay marriage is legal in Iowa. I thought rednecks hated queers.
WHAT IS THIS WORLD I AM LIVING IN?!?!?
So naturally I had to leave the table instead of murdering him because I don’t really need prison right now.
Listening to my mother
talking to my aunt about options now that she has quit her job really terrifies me. I think she is considering spending time in Costa Rica and doing something illegal. Is that what 40 looks like?
God…take me now.
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